[Gefunden, gelesen und für lustig befunden]

“Before you go any further, ” says the attractive young lady to the young man at the bar trying to chat her up, “I should tell you that I am a lesbian.”

“To be perfectly honest,” replies the young man, “I don’t know what a lesbian is.”

The attractive girl smiles wryly and points to a  beautiful girl that just walked in, “See that girl over there.  Right now I would love to rip off her clothes and have my way with her. I would do it right here in front of everyone!”

“Oh my God!” exclaims the young man, soundly very concerned.
“I must be a lesbian too!“